Spork = Ice Scraper

There is a 100% possibility that last night I used my spork to chip my windshield wiper clean of ice.

2011! Time for some fat free yogurt!

Been a while since I’ve posted about what I’ve eaten with the spork.   Don’t get me wrong but 2010 was a great year for the spork.     I thought I’d start off the year with what I usually use the spork for in the AM.

yogurt

***Side note – How often do sporks need to be cleaned?

Same old Oatmeal.

Doesn’t even deserve a picture because it tastes like cardboard.

Braaaaainnnnsss

You know, all zombie style and junk? Due to large amounts of gore, no photo of the actual event will be included. However, please enjoy this photo of a zombie kitten. FACT: it’s not really gore if it’s fluffy gore.

zombiecat

He could’ve used a spork.

Fun Fact: Sir Isaac Newton refused to eat with a spoon.

I forgot my spork

I didn’t check a bag on this trip.  So my spork is at my desk.  Tear.  - Luke

Time for some science

dorsalsp

I ran across this sporktastic anatomical drawing in my quest for further knowledge in the spork realm. For a full anatomical breakdown, please visit The Anatomy of a Spork.